Bonnaducci's Weight Loss

Bonnaducci has dropped a couple of kids. He has loss about 70 pounds. Besides making him attractive to soon-to-be lesbians, it has also allowed him to gain some speed, as Dave Miller will attest.

That's right, Bonnaducci is trying to become a back. The only thing holding him back so far is the lack of wavy blond hair. Now, it has been rumored that he will be going to the Hair Club for Men route. Expect to see him out on the right side wing this autumn.